this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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