I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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We just shotgunned beers for America
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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