I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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