Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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