Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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