The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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