They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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