I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
