This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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