? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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