just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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