I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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