its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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