Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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