it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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