idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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