ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
No subtext here. People are naked.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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