guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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