Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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