Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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