i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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