I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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