She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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