the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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