so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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