Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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