Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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