I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
How external is "for external use only"?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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