why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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