Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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