Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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