i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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