Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
