Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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