how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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