she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
