CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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She even gives head with a lisp.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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