Swine flu. Run for my life!
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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