forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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