just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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