i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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