Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My vagina just recognized that song.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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