Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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