He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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