North Korea, Best Korea!
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize
