Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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