Dual....:-)
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
farters have to be the big spoon...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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