I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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