Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
