nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to