Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.