I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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