i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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