Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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