i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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