I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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