Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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